I have officially found the most irritating blog on earth. And it belongs to an nyp classmate. Malay, not very rich, buys expensive clothes, wants to grow up either to be his idol singer or an anime fananimator/fanartist. He failed drawing module. So much for his anime. Full of himself, owes me money *ahem Qian Shunut* and think's he is popular and cool or some random shite liek that.But he leaves his blog music player to autoplay on all the music which he thinks is awesome. It gets worse. He composes rap music, by far the only thing to make my ears bleed and some part of me say "kill me already please".
No hard feelings there sir. If youre reading this, i am sorry. For ranting on your blog. Because it is pure garbage.
Here's a Random excerpt.
This fast Rap is fer myself..
Yo,yo homies..wad you up to ya'll?..hope ya'll ain't doin' some'in stupid ayte..
Cause I hate stupid people doin' stupid things cause it's the stupid thing that makes them look stupid,ya noe wad I'm sayin'..
Hey,check it out..
I noe ya'll have been kinda feelin' really wierd bout yourself lately,ain't your homie right??..see ya..
When you don't feel right,you ain't feelin' wrong..
It's the right thing that makes you feel wrong..
Ya'll feel me??..see ya..
All ya gotta do is to stick em to the positive side of life..
Once ya'll get alotta problems,you see,negative adds to a negative equals to a positive..
So,ya'll don't spit onta me sayin' this is rubbishit ayte..
Cause I'mma show ya'll wad the residue of these positive-thinkin' 'so-called' technique gonna be like..uhuh..jyeah..
Please pay attention to wad I'm bout to rap ya ayte..
Mic check..pss..
Isolation makes you feel neglection..
Once Obama wins the Election,
Ya'll really wanna get some education..
But before you wanna get some medicine,
Ya'll gotta think of wads gonna happen..
See,McCain is losing to this Obama-a-tion..
He really feels like one heck of an adoption..
He doesn't wanna keep this embarrassment..
All he gotta do is to appreciate this appreciation..
See,McCain no nid to get no schoolin'
Cause he really ain't got the look'in..
He justs wanna see this special plus sign-in,
Just to feel that extra-large shine in em..
Bein' the ferst Black President in history..
Means ya'll got a new chapter in Social Study,
This really makes you wanna die in his empty,
hole to fill in his bloody shit coffin..
Please don't let this stress you up and down,
Cause life is all bout up and down..
Like a lift or like a bouncing Clown,
Just live your life with that positive sound..
HahahahaX!!..I am shittin' round here..pls arh..
but ya'll gotta understand that its something called freestyle..hehehez..
Pls arh..don't copy..this is my trademark rap..hahahaX..
Now, wipe the vomit off your keyboard. let' do this the Liwen way. Analyse it.
1. Broken english. I do it. But EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE IS EITHER BROKEN, SPELT WRONG ON PURPOSE. Just in an attempt to sound "Cool", "Hippy", "Hot", "homie", or some random garbage. I don't use "liek" and "paly" that much. Unreadable english.
2.Corny Lines. "When you don't feel right,you ain't feelin' wrong..
It's the right thing that makes you feel wrong.." The whole post is corny , cheesy.
3. Poem/rape does not rhyme, or random meaningless words put in an attempt to rhyme it together. I call this poor poem writing skills.
4. Poem makes no sense.
5. Profanity in poem for no real purpose.
6. Nearly unreadable english. Wait.
7."Once Obama wins the Election, Ya'll really wanna get some education.."
Only fer ya, homie dawg ayte. It's called ENGLISH TUITION.
8.This part: "
Bein' the ferst Black President in history..
Means ya'll got a new chapter in Social Study,
This really makes you wanna die in his empty,
hole to fill in his bloody shit coffin.."
9. "Cause I hate stupid people doin' stupid things cause it's the stupid thing that makes them look stupid,ya noe wad I'm sayin'.."
What the FXXX?!!!
10. Distasteful. The whole thing. Yuck.
11."Pls arh..don't copy..this is my trademark rap"
I'm glad I dont own that trademark. It's crap.
NO, WAIT. I believe I can 1-up from him. Hear that?! I'LL DO IT BETTER!
MY FERST REAL BLOG POST FER HOMIES AYTE
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Yoyoyoyo homies dawgs!
Eyem now da most popular homie in NYP yo!
No shits about it ayte..
You now wad im sayin'..
Im awesome ayte.. No shits dawg..
Wen youre awesome you're awesome ayte..
becuase all da other peple no wesom ayte..
so theyre not awesome.. but i am ayte..
i just shitting 'round yar.. jyeah..
ferstly, i HATE peple dat are weired..
cos' when youre weired.. you do weired things..
so you become weired.. so weired.. rite.. ayte..
hahahaxxxx
Check it out, yo'..
I has a new rap for yo' all to listen to yo'..
Ma tecnique is like.. oyoyoyoyyo uhuh.. ayte..
psssh. Turn on da farking mic arh..
here i go mates.. hahaxx
today i sat on the toilet..
eating cheetos on a palette..
thinkin' bout ma mama and my feet,
you'll want to kiss me now..
obama won the election..
so i has an erection..
it will solve world hunger..
cos' he's black..
I hate schoolin' and all that shite ..
Palin has it with the McCain-a-tion..
It will start a revelation..
fer all my bloody shit ricecooker..
Hope this not stress yer up and down..
life is always up not down..
like a rock or a dead clown..
just wear a big shirt that says "pass the mic"..
then you rap into it yo'..
like what i'mma doin'..
then you will all see the light..
and turn it off..Hahahaxxx.... My freestyle, yo.. awesome rite..
Pls arh... no copy... i spend my whole life writing this arh.. my copyright.. trademark.. hahhahahahahaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx..
ayte..
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Wipe the rest of the vomit off your keyboard. Note the more homie-yish of my own blog post. That was painful. But in every single sense in a "ayte.."ish way, i've done better than him, no end.
Now on to something completely different: Archives have been edited to remove dead links/videos and irrelevent stuff. Not that you should read it anyway. comtemplating on wiping them.