Merry Christmas and a happy new year!

Damn... Santa skipped me house. Nevermind, ZELDA TP FTW!!!

Happy new year to all!
work hard for your o levels hamsters! (let's see about that...)

A new version!

A new version of the Chunky kang kong game (aka Ka-splat-waaaaa)
will be here this week.

And malvin's extensively horrible and engrishy blog is finally down.
It was a watse of space. Nyeh-heh heh heh.

There are 5 kinds of blogs:

1. OMG today i went mcdonalds with my friendz lolz!!!111 Kind of blog.

These people write about thier lives. However no one except close friends will take a read for even a minute. These people are generally attention seeking but some of them are so bad they deserve to be killed. EG: malvin's blog.

2. I LUV CHEN YYI!!!! LOLZ!!! Kind of blog.

The fanblog where a person adorns it with fan love. EG:lijuan.

3. Rant, rant, rant.

People who blog but rant alot. EG: Me, benjamin.
Don't know what ranting is? sigh. this is a rant.

4. OMG todae i had sex vith tammies!!!!11

.....yeaah. People who talk about sex. EG: malvin?

5.GROUP blog

EG: our class blog.

THE CHUNKY KANK KONG GAME IS OUT!!!

I finally completed this game!
It's made with game maker 5 and I also did the repetitive music.


DOWNLOAD FROM THE SIDEBAR!


too bad i can't get carpauweetonooo in a bikini but hey, A homemade 3d game that lets you run kang kong men over?

Read the included readme for tips and controls.

Do give comments and while you are at it, post your hi-score!

Comments keep crap like this going.

New Game details

I'm building a 3d game now.
Don't expect xbox or even sega saturn graphics cos it will be just walled textures but hey, it's fun.

You get to drive around in a green VW vectra.
Just run down any malvins or Karpauweetonoos you see on the raod to earn points.
Shoot projectiles at the above mentioned targets.

And since it sounds so grand theft auto, I'll add in a little something.

Karpauweetonos in BIKINIS!!!!

It will be an exe file, be ready by this week.

Start waiting.

Next up!

No more weird flashes with foxes advertising enlargements for a while.


1.A flash containing eric/malvin.
2.A dos game including the two idiots(no, retarded freakos) mentioned above a.
3.A chihuahua singing along to it's a small world (flash)
4.Frozen correction tapes 2
5.something special

Frozen Correction tape

No this blog lives!!!


I've tried smashing, burning and toasting.

Now what?

YUXIN's BAO KE CORRECTION TAPE GETS FROZEN IN A BLOCK OF ICE.
will it survive?



do comment.

Need For Speed Carbon PC demo is out!

http://largedownloads.ea.com/pub/demos/NFS/Carbon/

^^link

NOTE: YOU NEED AN EXTREMLY POERFUL PC TO PLAY THIS, LET ALONE RUN AT FULL SPEED.

IT'S 650mb.

DIY MP3 PLAYER SPEAKER

Got an old radio and an mp3 player?
Then turn it into your own mp3 player speaker.
I made this video featuring nothing to do with hammers.



Enjoy and and don't forget to comment!

New videos coming!

Wonder about the complete lack of updates?
Well There's the Super Nintendo addiction, Gamecube addiction and
Trying to fix a broken computer with absolutely nothing but a bunch of cd roms and a pack of expired giant chihuahua food.
Well, here's what's coming up.



Console Contest (smashy?)

A star year book DESTROY!!!! (Burn, BURN!!!!!!11)

Smashy Contest 7

SUPER NINTENDO FTW!!!!

www.emuparadise.org
^^ You can find emulators and roms for Super nes, nintendo 64, etc, etc there.

Note: I will not be liable for any illegal things you do.

Hold on...

I am busy fixing an old computer and playing yong chang's Super Nes now so I'll update by wednesday with something cool.

PART 2 IS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Six correction tapes. one hammer.
Mass destruction.

Smashy festival!!!!





PART TWO IS UP!!!

YOU HAVE FAILED

I created this absolutely funny flash.
MUST WATCH!!!


And then I added it to this old tommy video:



I'm SERIOUS IT's REALLY HILARIOUS!!!!

Smashy Contest 5

I'ts Hui qing vs maegan vs mary jane vs me. who wins?



Don't forget to comment, comments keep blogs alive! :)

No i'm not dead!

As the exams over it's back to standard here at the paradise for giant chihuahuas. on monday Smashy Festival will take place.

You're all mistaken

ROFL can't any of you tell the ipod is fake? Haven't any of you seen any of my paper ipods before?

I thought it was quite obvious.


No.1: The new nano is NOT 399.
No.2The price tag says something else besides "ipod nano"
No.3The new nano's packaging is different.
No.4:Challenger DOES not give out nanos.
No.5:See the UHU glue in the background?


I just wanted a creative way to showcase my new paper ipod and this is what happens.
0.o

It's obviously SOOO fake.

sorry to the poor people who though it was real.

Holy Crap.

I went to Challenger superstore to buy a pack of epson ink cartridges.

I got this lucky draw scratch and win thing.
I can wina xbox 360 for the top prize, i was hoping to win it...


I won something. Not the xbox, but one of them new 8gb 2g ipod nanos.(5th prize)


I was shocked. I tried to exchange it for a zen v but I went home with the ipod.

I swore never to own an ipod.
Now i do.
I didnt even open it.


I'm going to get rid of it.
If I can't get a good price for it on ebay, I'm going to destroy it.
Then i pulled myself together. Destroy 399 dollars worth of electronics?
Destroy something every 10 year old wants?

So I am going to sell it to you people, the people of 305.

Starting Bid is $40.
Post your bid in the cbox.

If i dont sell it by a week or something, im just going to FRWEAKING DESTROY IT.
i just cant live with the fact i now own a freaking ipod.






Damn i hate ipods.

Smash Contest 4 PART 2 UP

Maryjane, lynette, maegan and yu xin has donated 4 correction tapes for this competition.

Who will win?
And, the TOASTER!!!!!

PART 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19uUqFn2_rA



PART 2

I got Starfox DS

The successor to the Super nintendo and nintendo 64 classic.
I'll review it later.
Very good, but somewhat shortAnd a bit weird.

And Fox McClould ditches his girlfriend!!!
And cries.
And tries to get her back.
And she does not want him anymore.
And then some giant goldfish comes and tries to take over the universe.
And it's up to a bunch of cuddly pets to stop it.
And some pervert steals the girlfriend.
And the pervert works with fox mcclould to destroy the goldfish.
And they do it all inside flying jets.
And in the end, the talking frog that is gay gets married with a transvertite.
And fox mccloud gets his girl back.
And they had a quarrel over who shall gain control of the great fox.
And the monkey gains control of the planet venom.


Honestly, that's the storyline for his game.
Seriously.








Don't understand the storyline?
then here's the storyline of the Super Nintendo and Nintendo 64 versions
(they're both the same storyline.)

Some ape gets banished to planet venom forever.
he injects genetic enginneering into grapes.
the grapes turned into enemies and start taking over the universe.
a mercenery space combat team consisting of a pig, a rabbit and a fox called starfox
that owns the mothership greatfox tries to destroy this ape.
they fail, the fox is turned into a scarf, the pig was cooked and the rabbit cowardly ran home.
the baby fox learns his father fox is dead.
He gets together a bird, a gay frog and a tin can and the cowardly hARE TO FORM A NEW STARFOX TEAM.
thenm they fly though the universe and kill the ape that has only a head and two hands.
after destroying his brain the dead father fox appears as a ghost and saves the baby fox from the exploding planet.
the animals celebrate.
the end.

Now you understand, right? RIGHT? RIGHT?!!!!11

new stuff coming soon

TOASTED FLOPPY VIDEO
TOASTED RYAN ANG'S PEN VIDEO/HUI QING'S CORRECTION TAPE VIDEO
TOASTED PLAYSTATION 2 VIDEO (got some trouble fitting that in the toaster)

And I got starfox command for the ds.
ARWINGS FTW!!!!!!!!

NEXT FLASH:

IT"S A MALVIN ONE!!!

I'll be creating a soundtrack too.


HINT: IT'S A MUSICAL. AND YES, SOMEONE'S GOING TO DIE.

Have any of these?

I seem to want OLDER consoles more than all those new fangled xbox 360s and PS3s.
In fact, if i were to choose between a Playstation 3 and a Nintendo 64, I'd take the 64.

If you have any of these, let me know.


NINTENDO 64 (!996)
My dream console. released in 1996, this is an old cartridge based system.
I'm willing to pay up to 80 for a used one that works.
I'd love to have the Original Super Mario 64, Starfox 64 or any of its Zelda games.
Even F-zero x.



SUPER NINTENDO/FAMICOM (1991)
My other dream console, the super nintendo was released in 1991.
I'm willing to pay up to 80 for one, and as for games, i'd like starfox, yoshi's island and super mario world, super mario kart.


>
SEGA MEGADRIVE/GENESIS (1990)
Pretty rare here in singapore, i'm willing to pay up to 70 for a working one.
I'd like all 3 sonic games.





SEGA DREAMCAST (1998)
Cult classic,but expensive at its time and a commercial failure. great games.
I won't generally buy a used one as they're damn ex. but if you got want, lemme know if you'd like to sell it.



SEGA SATURN
Not much I'd like from it, but if it's modded, i can burn games for it.
may pay up to 60 for one.




Reply if you have one, even if you don't want to sell. Yu chuan, i know you have the saturn already. :)

UP NEXT:

Toothbrush reviews
PSone showcase
Gamecube showcase 2
New Flash
Creative ZVM review
Project 64 upload

Stay tuned!

I just tried that Oral-B Pulsar.

I thought those yellow giant bristle wedge things were not much more than a gimmick.
boy am i so wrong.

The damn thing actually works pretty well.

Hang on!

Why has there been so little updates?

Yes, Tommy's first date is coming!

Gamecube Showcase Part 1-Fzero GX

Ok, Since nobody in singapore owns a gamecube at all I decicded to showcase one of my games, F-zero Gx, a classic sci-fi racing game.

I captured the video by connecting the gamecube's composite out to my comp's tuner card and captured the video.

Unfortunately, when i upload the video to photobucket, the quality is deproved and looks very different from the actual game.

The game runs at 60fps but the video runs at a measly 20 fps which makes the game seem choppy.


In the first video, is the starting up of the cube and the title screen.
In the second video is a gameplay screen.





A pic of my little cube.


Here's an actual screen shot.

News

Thanks to the ultimate boredum that is the school holidaYS, my weblog would be updated daily, so keep on checking!

I got a couple of free Oral-B Pulsars

I got a couple of free Oral-B Pulsars!
You see, toothbrush companies often give out samples of their new product to
dentists for some odd reason. Two free S$17.90 toothbrushes.
Comes in a large shiny cardbox box.

although their so-called vibrating plastic wedge shaped bristles seem
to be gimmicky and seems to suffer from a lack of bristles,
i'll post a review when i open it up in the next few weeks.

here are some pics of this neat package.

Higher quality version of Poor Tommy

Poor Tommy1, now in original uncompressed swf quality.

PoorTommy1.swf


Enjoy.

OMG TEH SCHOOL!!!!!

While everyone waits for tommy's latest date with his girlfriend i cooked up these
out of well, pure boredum. Sorry to benjamin and all the other people. can't help myself. I said sorry in advance so no flaming ok? Ok. i'm so evil.


CLICK THE PICTURES FOR A BIEEEGER VERSION.


We can tell benjamin is not totaly sane.



And again.





Dear Chen-i oh chen-i, please give lijuan a love letter so she can faint and we can hear her words of chen-i priase no more.


When the school's prefects just won't cut it.

Smash contest 2

It's Yuxin VS Me VS Hui Qing in this Correction tape smashy showdown.
Yuxin won last time, but I'll strike back with my new Twingo corrector.
Hui Qing's Correctors may have lost before, but the odds are still not on
their side


Who will win?

Sorry about video quality, Photobucket takes a good chunk out of it.

PART 1



PART2




PART3




PART4
The FINAL RESULT!!!

Nintenfoxes

NEW FLASH!!!!


This is a spinoff of Poor Tommy.
Have fun playing with him!
It's an interactive flash.

CLICK TO START

Nintenfoxes1.1.swf



Do comment.

Malvin's Blog URL has changed, he hates all for reading his blog

Malvin's Blog URL has changed, i thnk he's trying his best to make his blog only assesible to himself. new url is http://www.tyson1991.blogspot.com/,
my dedicated trackers will hunt his blog down whatever url it turns into.
Wonder why he does dumb stuff like that. Is he practising Self isolation or is he trying to stop eveyone from viewing his blog.
Does he hate everyone?!

Noticed his english can't get him into jc though.

Poor Tommy

My latest flash cartoon featuring tommy the fox and an idiotic owner.

305 Forum

Ok, does anyone want to start a 305 forum?
If you do, post a comment here or in the chat box.


What's a forum?
You sign up for free and create posts blog-style where everyone registered can post threads and chat 24 hours a day.

All Nintendo DS owners alert!!

Starfox DS would be here in a week.
I hope it doesnt suck.

I destroyed a beyblade!!!!

Ps1 game that is.
Video edited and ready.
Put it on my ZVM.

some things just can't be explained

Watched the incredibles?
Remember the Insuricare boss?
The one that's short and utterly irritating?
On noes.


Behold, the malvin conspiracy.

Welcome!

All are allowed to post comments except for malvin, ericn.k., and qian shunut.

Any such posts will be deleted.

Everyone hates malvin

http://piink-.blogspot.com/2006/08/hey-there.html



This poor sec 1 girl hates malvin too.




I BEG OF YOU: MALVIN KANG PLS STOP FOLLOWING ME!!gosh. he's one irritating guy.HELP! 2 guys like me and that is so FREAKY. ONE:is MALVIN FRM SEC 305.
the onther one is :COLIN CHANG frm my class. ewwww!HE IS MY PARTNER FOR PHYSICS CLASS AND I AM DISGUSTED!!!! HELP!!!!! SAVE ME. HE KEEPS TRYING ALL WAYS TO GET MY ATTENTION..BUT
FAT HOPE FOR MALVIN AND COLIN CHANG!!!!!

One Day Giant Chihuahuas will rule teh world!!!

All Blogs suck.