1 Day late christmas thingy

Quickie when i realized I forgot to do something for Christmas.

Next update soon

right now imma eating skittles in bed.

and putting letters over a dead guy's face painting, and drawing the same ball 51 times.

Blog Rant #2

I have officially found the most irritating blog on earth. And it belongs to an nyp classmate. Malay, not very rich, buys expensive clothes, wants to grow up either to be his idol singer or an anime fananimator/fanartist. He failed drawing module. So much for his anime. Full of himself, owes me money *ahem Qian Shunut* and think's he is popular and cool or some random shite liek that.But he leaves his blog music player to autoplay on all the music which he thinks is awesome. It gets worse. He composes rap music, by far the only thing to make my ears bleed and some part of me say "kill me already please".

No hard feelings there sir. If youre reading this, i am sorry. For ranting on your blog. Because it is pure garbage.

Here's a Random excerpt.

This fast Rap is fer myself..
Yo,yo homies..wad you up to ya'll?..hope ya'll ain't doin' some'in stupid ayte..
Cause I hate stupid people doin' stupid things cause it's the stupid thing that makes them look stupid,ya noe wad I'm sayin'..
Hey,check it out..
I noe ya'll have been kinda feelin' really wierd bout yourself lately,ain't your homie right??..see ya..
When you don't feel right,you ain't feelin' wrong..
It's the right thing that makes you feel wrong..
Ya'll feel me??..see ya..
All ya gotta do is to stick em to the positive side of life..
Once ya'll get alotta problems,you see,negative adds to a negative equals to a positive..
So,ya'll don't spit onta me sayin' this is rubbishit ayte..
Cause I'mma show ya'll wad the residue of these positive-thinkin' 'so-called' technique gonna be like..uhuh..jyeah..

Please pay attention to wad I'm bout to rap ya ayte..
Mic check..pss..

Isolation makes you feel neglection..
Once Obama wins the Election,
Ya'll really wanna get some education..
But before you wanna get some medicine,
Ya'll gotta think of wads gonna happen..

See,McCain is losing to this Obama-a-tion..
He really feels like one heck of an adoption..
He doesn't wanna keep this embarrassment..
All he gotta do is to appreciate this appreciation..

See,McCain no nid to get no schoolin'
Cause he really ain't got the look'in..
He justs wanna see this special plus sign-in,
Just to feel that extra-large shine in em..

Bein' the ferst Black President in history..
Means ya'll got a new chapter in Social Study,
This really makes you wanna die in his empty,
hole to fill in his bloody shit coffin..

Please don't let this stress you up and down,
Cause life is all bout up and down..
Like a lift or like a bouncing Clown,
Just live your life with that positive sound..

HahahahaX!!..I am shittin' round here..pls arh..

but ya'll gotta understand that its something called freestyle..hehehez..

Pls arh..don't copy..this is my trademark rap..hahahaX..

Now, wipe the vomit off your keyboard. let' do this the Liwen way. Analyse it.


1. Broken english. I do it. But EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE IS EITHER BROKEN, SPELT WRONG ON PURPOSE. Just in an attempt to sound "Cool", "Hippy", "Hot", "homie", or some random garbage. I don't use "liek" and "paly" that much. Unreadable english.

2.Corny Lines. "When you don't feel right,you ain't feelin' wrong..
It's the right thing that makes you feel wrong.." The whole post is corny , cheesy.

3. Poem/rape does not rhyme, or random meaningless words put in an attempt to rhyme it together. I call this poor poem writing skills.

4. Poem makes no sense.

5. Profanity in poem for no real purpose.

6. Nearly unreadable english. Wait.

7."Once Obama wins the Election, Ya'll really wanna get some education.."
Only fer ya, homie dawg ayte. It's called ENGLISH TUITION.

8.This part: "
Bein' the ferst Black President in history..
Means ya'll got a new chapter in Social Study,
This really makes you wanna die in his empty,
hole to fill in his bloody shit coffin.."

9. "Cause I hate stupid people doin' stupid things cause it's the stupid thing that makes them look stupid,ya noe wad I'm sayin'.."
What the FXXX?!!!

10. Distasteful. The whole thing. Yuck.

11."Pls arh..don't copy..this is my trademark rap"
I'm glad I dont own that trademark. It's crap.



NO, WAIT. I believe I can 1-up from him. Hear that?! I'LL DO IT BETTER!


MY FERST REAL BLOG POST FER HOMIES AYTE



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Yoyoyoyo homies dawgs!
Eyem now da most popular homie in NYP yo!
No shits about it ayte..
You now wad im sayin'..
Im awesome ayte.. No shits dawg..
Wen youre awesome you're awesome ayte..
becuase all da other peple no wesom ayte..
so theyre not awesome.. but i am ayte..
i just shitting 'round yar.. jyeah..
ferstly, i HATE peple dat are weired..
cos' when youre weired.. you do weired things..
so you become weired.. so weired.. rite.. ayte..
hahahaxxxx

Check it out, yo'..
I has a new rap for yo' all to listen to yo'..
Ma tecnique is like.. oyoyoyoyyo uhuh.. ayte..
psssh. Turn on da farking mic arh..
here i go mates.. hahaxx

today i sat on the toilet..
eating cheetos on a palette..
thinkin' bout ma mama and my feet,
you'll want to kiss me now..

obama won the election..
so i has an erection..
it will solve world hunger..
cos' he's black..

I hate schoolin' and all that shite ..
Palin has it with the McCain-a-tion..
It will start a revelation..
fer all my bloody shit ricecooker..

Hope this not stress yer up and down..
life is always up not down..
like a rock or a dead clown..
just wear a big shirt that says "pass the mic"..

then you rap into it yo'..
like what i'mma doin'..
then you will all see the light..
and turn it off..

Hahahaxxx.... My freestyle, yo.. awesome rite..
Pls arh... no copy... i spend my whole life writing this arh.. my copyright.. trademark.. hahhahahahahaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx..


ayte..

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Wipe the rest of the vomit off your keyboard. Note the more homie-yish of my own blog post. That was painful. But in every single sense in a "ayte.."ish way, i've done better than him, no end.

Now on to something completely different: Archives have been edited to remove dead links/videos and irrelevent stuff. Not that you should read it anyway. comtemplating on wiping them.

Who says the Liwen can't cook?

I am extremely appalled by the fact that 73% of post secondary school students can't cook a full meal without setting the room on fire, or eating maggi mee. My sister thinks I can't cook and i've set west coast park on fire barbecuing. I'm here to prove that everything you see in Ratatouille is wrong and that good food requires skill, patience, a laptop, and a cheehwahwa.

So here's a cooking "show" specially made for such people, and it teaches basics like how to chop a carrot and how to skin a carrot.

Today's dish is alphabet soup and steak. You will not want to miss this.



"A man can be given the best ingredients in the world, with all the best facilities. Yet, he will still somehow manage to make it taste liek shit."

The most annoying crap in the world

The most annoying crap in the world is music palyers on blogs that start palying automatically once a page loads.

I always end up reaching for the stop/mute button the moment I enter such a blog- it doesn't really matter if it's music i love or hate, i will reach for the mute button.
It might be better if it doent actually paly automatically, think about it.
If i set GCP's videos to paly automatically you'll get what i mean. You might not want to watch it. But it turns itself on. It's irritating.

It's like being forced to swallow down the content, no matter what (even by my standards). I have no idea why this shit can become so popular. It's even worse if your music is distasteful or sounds like naked people eating thier own socks.

Thankfully though, not all of these embedded music palyers start palying automatically. I believe you can set it or something.

It was my personal opinion that all blogs suck (check first post) except for a small few because of how similar and repetitive each one gets- it's treated liek a diary for random posts about what you did today, what you like, rants, and that you're a big fan of chris brown. This is not just a rant, it's an expository essay with intentional spelling mistakes such as "palying". It makes it sufficently diffrent from a wall of text about how you love chris brown. It just is.

This is why GCP is mostly void of stuff liek that but filled with pointless videos and random rants but rarely stuff you'll find in most other student's blogs.

Hey, Ive got a brilliant Idea. I'll give it a try! I havent done this sort of thing before!


MY FIRST "REAL" BLOG POSTY
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Dear GCP, friends, pals and that guy from poly that loves chris brown:


I went out with some friends to the Singapore zoo today to draw animals for practice and learn photography. My Nikon D90 is so awesome. I took several pictures of wild African dog. But they no has red foxes or cuddly fennecs. I used macro to take photos of leaves close up. And then we drew the horse in the kiddie centre. It had an erection. The kids loved it.

And ive just discovered this awesome new song. I'ts called Theme Of Athelic Donut Lifts from Yoshi's Island. It's orchestrated and it's awesome. It's palying right now on loop on my imeem. I bet you love it. cos i do. oh yes. Koji kondo is teh awesome. And final fantasy music. FFIV's theme of love is awesome. it's next in the playlist.

Homework is killing me. I'm going to die soon. The teacher made us draw crocodiles 6 times. Not cool. Not Cool. NOT COOL. But who cares! EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!! I AM FREE NOW! I decided to celebrate Hari Raya by eating Biscuits with my pets. The dogs didnt eat it. damn.

OH AND i built a new tamiya model during teh holidays! It's a Toyota Celica GT 4 that took me a month to build! It is extra high detailed with custom made plastic details and Red Tamiya TS-8 paint! Look at the high-polished shine and photo taken with the D90 with macro!


IT'S AWESOME RIGHT?! RIGHT?!!!!

And i changed my blogskin to an even more cool and cuddly one. Tommorow i shall go and collect my testimonial LOL. See what they write! I forgot about it for 3 months lololol. damn scared leh.

Also i cant figure out why people buy china car with zero safety star. Chery QQ. $10000 only.
lawnmower can go faster. milo tin and proton car safer. look like pikachu. I hate pickachu. LOL.
I also cant figure out why jap people love monster hunter so much.

Then i discovered this awesome new anime. It's called macron or something. got planes. Need fansubs lor. Somemore got model kits of the planes! so expensive. sian.

I velly sad. My hamster broke his leg. i want to put him out of misery. I beat him to death with Hamilton. I made hima coffin out tissue box and decorated it with the food he likes. Then i bury him and put flowers on top. I cried. I'm emo now. waa.

Aiyoh i need to go to sleep liao. Must bathe the dog. Till next time i blog, you must remember to bookmark and read EVERYDAY!!!!!!11

Bye bye. Hugs and kisses and cuddly cheehwahwas.
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END

Now you can take a deep breath. No, i dont own a D90. Yes, I like my tamiya and yoshis and whatnot. No i made up the hamster part. It's mostly dreary stuff no one really wants to read that happens in everyday life and personal opinions. This is why blogs are mostly read by a circle of friends and no one else, because nobody else cares. Anyone outside 404/405 most probaly wont understand any GCP video for that matter.

Thank you for reading my self contradictory wall of text. do print out a copy and hand it over to Mr.Gary Tan for marking. This Essay shall now end.



Normal GCP resumes next week. More hammers, most probaly.

Yay

I forgots i hads a GCP for 3 weeks straight! YAY!

In more news the camera aint working so no new videos for now, and cheewhwahwas have asploded. Update next weeeeek


breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

GCP season4

Here's a new video for funs and epic enjoyness.

Today's topic is printers.




Cant be bothered to do a new gcp logo for this season. so there.

The "facts" put forward in this video is for entertainment purposes (and a pretty crap one at that)
so they are not completely true. All the events in the video were planned beforehand. The main reason to create this video was to get some use out of a broken vcr. To be honest epson cartridges are much cheaper than most other brands that are not completly crap.

The hp you see here had cartridges that cost $100 for a whole set 7 years ago. that's crap. They wont get away with that today. I'm surprised it still works- and the ink cartridges were still working (well, magenta is.) after
3 years in storage.

First Weekly Update

No video this week but we has my Studio Project final.

You're supposed to do something to destroy the culture of chinatown while avoiding anything obscene or anything with humans or animals in it. Done in photoshop with a plastic pencil on plastic paper at 300dpi. Note the nonsensical chinese i copied from the Nanyang Pri Sch theme song and the hidden cheehwahwa.
Click for larger image, not yet graded.

Next week we has video.

Regular Updates start again SEPTEMBER

Cos the poly craziness will end, briefly.

In other news Season 3 (last year's) is over, and all new videos from now on are counted as Season 4. (season 1 has no gcp logo, 2 has the first version, 3 is the current one.)

Will try to cover anything QWSS/405/food related. If we go on another chalet/burning chicken/Junxian birthdai and i happen to not forget a camera, expect it here. No more smashy videos but that doesnt mean i wont be destroying any more stuff (If you have a broken ps2 i still want it).

expect more:
ads for rubbish products
documentaries

UPDATES

Very busy with Studio Project now.

But i has updates!


USELESS CHEEHWAHWA (NON SUPERDEEVOLUTIONARY) FACTS

1. Cheehwahwa is only animal that can put whole foot in ear

2. Cheehwahwa has bulging eye, look 2 direction at same time

3. Sometimes 2.7

4. Cheehwahwa can accelerate, run faster than human

5. Cheehwahwa can hunts ants

6. Cheehwahwa has whiskers, mostly useless

7. Cheehwahwa can jump, up to 10 time own height

8. Cheehwahwa can howl, sound more liek scream

9. Or squeal

10. Cheehwahwa are explosive

Puny update

Here's my DRAWING module final assignment. Was scanned in already for mock portfolio.

The idea is we draw an NYP garden+NYP building and 3 toys in any scale you like.


Graphite on cartridge. Not yet graded

(UPDATE) Happeeee birrrthdaii singapores. brilliant timing on the rain.

Super Mega Japan Shopping Edition

Hong yun was sad when i said i barely went shopping in while in Japan (so that he wont ask what i bought for him).

However, while imma there I took a detour to Akihabara, Tokyo (where people get stabbed randomly).

There's a gaem store selling just second hand classic and retro video gaems at cheap prices. It's called Super Potato (what?) and it ranges from Famicom all the way to Dreamcast.

I bought 5 N64 gaems, 2 still in the box, as they would be in 1996. I wanted a spare N64 controller, but a whole console set cost just 900Y more. so i got a boxed, nearly new set (3000 and something yen, about $30-40), just as it would be in 1998 (the original receipt was sold in 11/7/1998).

See the copy of F-Zero X? That was completly new-never used before for 10 years. Everything works perfectly.

Look at this video of the store: SUPER POTATOES If you look closely, you can spot the copy of F-zero X that i got.

The games are: (Super mario 64, wave race 64, f zero x, mario kart 64, paper mario.)
They are in jap but some have english text. I will need a translation guide to play paper mario as it is an rpg.)

I got 3 Tamiya kits from a second store chain called BookOFF. it costs about 1/2 the price of kits sold here, and are also new in the box. I already built and painted the Celica.


I now have 2 N64s. The paystations are now outnumbered by a factor of 2.

1/4 CLASS EAST COAST OUTING

You know a day is good when yong chang gets ripped off by the rollerskate rental within 15 minutes of arriving at the park. oyu know it's even better when Mrs. Toh shows up halfway. And even better when yong chang pours flour over Lynette's head.


CRAPS ITS A NEW VIDEOS!

PART1


PART2



PART3

Recorded with the VHS camcorder.

Update On Location of teh hamsters

If you are reading this now imma in teh countries where people eat octopus live and pink trees and 4 fps cartoons. Will be back friday.

UBER HW RUSH

so no update for this 2 weeks. Don't cry, gcp will be back once the assignment tray is less than 4 metres.

A Preview of some Crap

If you're wondering why Imma been so busy, keep in mind imma in a killer poly course with tremendous amounts of HW.

Here's a preview of what i do in Drawing Fundmentals:

( Note: The cartoon characters (Tommy, Squirrel and Space Hamster) as well as the cars are done during lecture/break time when i was bored. Not part of what we must draw.)


The chair, hand and stapler are works we must draw before the first lesson, to compare how crap they are at first and how awesome they will be after the course is done with. the N64 controller is done in charcoal, the rest are all random stuff i do for fun. There's actually alot more but i cant be bothered or they are with the 'chers.



See the last picture? The Super Soundcube (part of last year's pizza challenge) has been dismantled. i will update on what happens to it later.

Not Very important update

Today we has a new banner, replacing all that old crap.

As you can see, ive been screwing around with photoshop, corel and some wacom thing.

Note that there are still NO ACTUAL CHEEHWAHWAS in the banner. Oh the irony.

A little Thanky thanky

As a little appreciation for all the crap you have to put up with on GCP (such as super-late-updates) I has a present for yous.


405 AESTHETIC NIGHT HOME VIDEO DOWNLOADABLE EDITION


This is a High Quality edited Original of GCP'S AES camera footage, recorded 3 billion years ago.
Nearly 1 full Hour of Footage, with EVERY SINGLE PERFORMANCE recorded. Quality is a bit off as it was recorded on VHS, but it's much higher quality than any Youtube video.


DOWNLOAD HERE, 240MB, 1 Hour

LINK 1:http://www.sendspace.com/file/lizi9v

LINK 2:Download GCP AES Home Video Edition.wmv




I love the absolute hatred of our rival (Queenstown Sec) at the start. We have 'Chers performing, me doing some pointless commentary. Quality could have been higher but the VHS footage and 14X zoom makes it a little blurry but still very watchable. Go relieve some memories (or 1 hour of sleep) with the AES home video. (Yes, the choir was truly crap back then. YOU CANT HEAR THEM SINGING, only the piano)


Note: At one point the camcorder malfunctioned and a bit of Band footage was lost to erm, Warcraft3. I cut this part out.

Wheeeee

Apple fans say OSX is more lovable than Windows.




Whenever a program needs to alert you in OSX (no matter how trivial) it bounces up and down like a jack russell terrier. It does not stop until you click on it and satisfy its hunger.

In other news we has new video erm, soon. hopefully.

No New Video, but still soon

Yups.

In the meantime, another quick cartoon.



Hamsters are the dumbest animal ever. Maybe they are suicidal? Hate living in a cage?
Hate processed hamster food? Hate being worth only $20 (or zero)?

Even more late updates.... soon?

hurrays. Be patient, as the cheehwahwas need to reset.

Sit-rep on the liwen: Orientation was boring, i bought some thing i never even liked or wanted, and the tape deck is jammed.

In other news i have to draw a damn chair. In more news Nintendo 64 looks terrible on a hdtv. In even more news tadpoles murdered an entire tank of fish.

Let's talk about that shall we. toads are evil. They may look cute, save the earth and eat mosquitoes. BUT THEY KILL ME FISH. Two of them ended up inside the tank and layed lots of eggs inside. Over 3 billion tadpoles hatched. All the tadpoles OBTAINNED all the oxygen in the water, and everything just suffocated to death. BUT TEH TADPOLES SURVIVE. Solution? Net + Drain. No sympathy to evil fish killers.

Note to toads: NO HAS SEX IN MY TANKS


In even more unrelated news is single button mice. Apple still has no clue that single button mice was crap the moment two-button mice came out (billions of years ago). I don't care, 2finger+control+click DOES NOT replace the simplicity of having to press a single button. No matter what delusional Apple fanboys say, apple mice are a piece of crap. You may have noticed this in some videos (do guess).

I also come to the conclusion that the new, coveted Macbook Air (worlds thinnest Laptop) is complete rubbish. Sure, i admire them for the engineering miracle and the emphasis on design, something lacking in most machines today. But it needs to get real, It's horrendously overpriced for the performance, has no disc drive, overheats, and has poor performance. It overheats just watching youtube videos. even photo editing causes it to fry eggs. now Apple fans will say "It's just for basic stuff, it's the beauty of this wonderful machine with mac osx and great looks and-" youre telling me a near $3000 laptop cant do much? not to mention lack of features. it only one hidden usb port. Apple fanboy excuse? "Use a usb hub or go blueteeth-" OH. AMAZING. it needs a usb hub. wow. And it needs an external dvd drive. MORE MONEE TO SPENDDDD ON THE ALREADY OVERPRICED MACHINE

And then factor in the single button mouse (again) and that battery is not replacable, Pay-more-to-get-less Disk drive space (If anyone buys the SSD version, they either are crazy or are completely delusional.) maxxed out, the thing can cost you 5000.

In case youre wondering why im talking about apple products, i now own one.


Not a macbook air.

Want to buy some useless crap?

I wanted to make some Aprils fools joke thig. But seeing as this could only lead to painted sanitary pads i gave up and posted some other crap instead.

I decided to make an advert on something that no one will buy using money. A crap one at that.




There are real crap ads on crap products out there, wonder why people buy these things?

By the way, the Hyper Gamer thing started as a MSN joke between me and a Vietnamese guy (he NEARLY thought it was a real Gaming Logitech mouse). The white mouse was from my first computer, a Macintosh Color Classic. The broken graphics card is my Geforce 6600.

The Hyper Gamer is a Logitech SAW 34, a piece of useless crap (ironically) that i got for free. note the oh-so-real sticker. It's a ball mouse so it's about as accurate as my Amats answers.

Its an updates

Hmm yes. another quickly drawn cartoon.

EVEN MORE LATE UPDATE!

Today we has a video that resulted from Yong Chang Saying: GOT CLASS OUTING EVERYOINE IS GOING!!! COME!!!!

Only 5 people came. Evil yc.

FOOOOD

Note my constant rambling and nonsense talking.

FOOOOOOOOOOOD

Update by Thursday maybe? :(

Ive been into alot of polie stuff lately. Researching on laptops (never owned one), going through enrolment things, getting my feet xrayed and peeeing in little red bottles.

And then there's smash bros.

So today I has A SUPER ANCIENT VIDEO RERUN!

SUPER ANCIENT VIDEO RERUN

Aesthetic Night Part 1

This was recorded 3 billion years ago with the obviously uber VHS camcorder that weighed 3 tonnes, and had the battery life of 3.14 nanoseconds, rounded off to 3 significantly useless figures. and each tape had the capacity to last 4.56 seconds.


Ok honestly the battery lasted for an hour and each giant tape 45 minutes. AND THE DAMBN THING KEEPS GETTING JAMMED! The tape drive kept jamming/eating tape. And then during the Aesthetic Night Video recording the tape lid wont stay shut. Some screws fell out. Solution? DUCT TAPE

Next real update by thurs, yes.

Chunk Kang kong Game 2 Demo UPDATE!

I updated the system requirements (see the post for the game)

NEW VERSION 1433 of the demo

DOWNLOAD HERE:
CHUNKYKANGKONG2GAMEDEMOv1433.zip


FIXES:
GRAPHICS GLITCH IN Older Kang Kong games and Version 1432 (This only occurs in some older PCs with older graphics cards/Drivers)

EXAMPLE:




If you notice that there are holes in walls/ceilings and the alignment of some objects in the game are not correct (eg the railings float in mid-air) is caused by my error. please Re-download the game to get version 1433 (chunky kang kong game 2 demov1433). Probelm should be solved.

IT IS UPDATES

Right. Forgot about teh webloggies agains. No matter imma has educational cartoon on hamster ownersheep.

VV CLICK FOR LARGER IMAGE VV





I once OBTAINED two dwarf hamsters from the SPCA. Assumed they were female. So when i saw 6 naked mole rats wumbling around i knew i was wrong. We ended up buying/borrowing more cages to place our incest-loving furry friends in. Lesson learnt: please get one only.

Of course now they are all gone (that was years ago. They now spend their lives in hamster heaven, where they can wreak havoc and eat nuts. I once had only one hamster before all that (a gift.) It was a syrian, long coat, very friendly. Never bites.
That was the best, followed by the Moliee Bros. (long coat, syrian.) Strangely enough they went very well with each other, very friendly.

It is torture to clean a hamster cage. Those useless tunnel things are impossible to clean, and they smell terrigibles.

I also cannot figure out why a hamster will want to run at breakneck speeds on a wheel. Makes no sense whatsoever.

Chunky kang kong 2 demo

Everyone's rubbish crappy diy game is backs!

This is a limited 1 level demo. The full game may be out next month.

DOWNLOAD IT HERE:

CHUNKYKANGKONG2GAMEDEMOv1433.zip

What it is?it's a diy 3d game where you shoot red balls to destroy kang kong men robots that come out of a wall (me no joking.) With lovely graphics and wondrous sound and the presence of LINH, this game is suitable for somewhat mature people only. Or not. anyways, it is here agains!

I reduced the violence and pixelated the characters to make them less recognisables. If you are unhappy about his, you can OBTAIIN the older games to paly instead.

Right. Now on to the disclaimys!

DISCLAIMER/WARNING/UN-WARNING

Any events depicted in this pixellated trash is purely fictatious. Any resemblence to actual persons is highly
intentional, as is done as a parody or a comeplete ripoff. people in the game as CHARACTERS have been
contacted that they are about to star in some ridiculous crap, unless they are uncontactable.

The places in the game do not accurately represent actual places, and the all places/events here are fictatious

Steps have been taken to reduce violence where applicable
I do not support (actually me no like) violence in schools. Nor shootings. glorp


Right. enjoy and comment. If you wish to erm, me to "unpost" these thing, you can attempt to contact me through msn or Cheehwahwa talk. But then that's not very nice to people who like this, is it? :(

UPDATE!

Upon further testing, game DOES NOT WORK in WINDOWS 95/98/Me Machines. (Me Tested)
Supported Operating systems: Windows 2000/Windows XP/Windows Vista (All Tested)
Older Versions of "The Chunky Kang Kong Game" DO NOT work on Vista.
MACINTOSH/APPLE Machines are NOT tested and supported.

"More or less" Minimum System Requirements:

CPU: 1.3 ghz and above should run fine. (pentium class)
Graphics: Direct 3d/Direct X 8.0 and above (Geforce 2 mx and above)
Ram: 128 mb and above
Sound: Almost any modern sound card/on board should work.

GRAPHICS GLITCH IN Older kang kong games and Version 1432

If you notice that there are holes in walls/ceilings and the alignment of some objects in the game are not correct (eg the railings float in mid-air) is caused by my error. please Re-download the game to get version 1433 (chunky kang kong game 2 demov1433). Probelm should be solved.

SUPER LAAAAATE UPDAAATE!!

Whoops. Imma forgets.

You may now expect some wonderful video that took 2 weeks to create. Nope. I forgot my camera on the CNY, and all the 'chers left.

Chunky Kang Kong game is coming nicely.

Today we has a hamsterdam strip. It will update fortnightly/when theres no video.
CLICK FOR LARGER IMAGGE


Today's one is based on the premise that most of the time, secondary 1 students tend to have uniforms too big for them (well at least i thought that way).
I once had an english teacher tell me "Whatever you do, don't end up in that purple skirt school"
oh well. :)

Now on to the topic of hamsters. There are two types: those that bite and those that are wumbly (tame to non-liwen pple). Now the wumbly ones are normally syrian hamsters (long coat, bulging eyes) while those that bite are mainly dwarfs (short coat, bulging eyes). However dwarfs seem to be more popular. This proves that 87.96% of singaporeans want to get bitten by a hamster. Well, go OBTAIIN one from the spca or something. Get two females or you're in for some serious trouble and imma not joking.

I notice the Wii seems to be getting alot of shovelware from the PS2. For every Super Mario Galaxy there are 567 My Pretty Pony/Barbie goes to sentosa/Bratz: I hate my mama/EA games/PSP ports. Oh well. at least it has better games than our poor little ps3.

In the meantime Creative is losing to apple by lighthamsters now. They once had the Brilliant Zen Vision-m that pwned apple's best ipod but now they can't wave a cheehwahwa at apple's offerings.

Now on to the topic of food. When you are sick and you tend to puke, i have devised an unscientific list of foods that TASTE GOOD WHEN THEY ARE VOMITED OUT. YUP. I am not joking here.

1. Maggi Mee (It's salty, so that covers up for everything else. Chicken flavour is best)
2. Chicken soup (Make it really salty. Or if you cant cook, a can of campbell chicken noodle soup. Although the noodles look like tape worms)
3. Soy Sauce with porridge (obvious)

Stuff to avoid:

1.Milk
2. Durians
3.cheese
4.whisky
5.toothpaste
6.engine oil
7.laksa
8.Tamiya Grease

HELLO HAMSTERS

Right. No new video this week. There may be a CNY QWSS Video, provided everything goes smoothly.


Two years ago i placed two homemade wooden signs in hidden locations in QWSS. The signs read: "Ipods suck, face it" and "RIP MALVIN KANG". Last i saw them (before the Os) they were starting to detoriate. I did recondition them once.

I wonder if they are still there. May have rotted away or thrown away. If you from QWSS, try not to remove the little signs so i can take them back home. They were intended to amuse passerbys. They have not been removed for 2 years, so i shall see.
Once i get them back i will post a new photo of their current state. This photo is an old one.



In other news, imma start a regularly updated comic. Secondary One Students that just enrolled in Hamsterdam Secondary. Here's a starter character list.

CLICK FOR LARGER IMAGE.


It's quite obvious who i am. And P hamster. Linh is 100 percent unaltered. SAy HAAI LINH!!! Most of the students and the teachers are fictitious ones created from many others huddled together to form a personality.
Note that the persons/events in this comic will be 100 percent fictitious. Any resemblance to real life persons are intended, and i pity them. However they do not resemble them accurately. Also note i like to end names with the letter Y.

If you do not know what a giant isopod is, WIKIPEDIA.

405 SENTOSA OUTING VIDEO

Yep. It's here. Must put it up or else lynette and the PET (tm) will start fighting.

I actually forgot to record just about everything. That's why there may be a LITTLE BEET of filler content. Not too random, just right.




In other news the chunky kang kong game 2 is coming along nicely.

In more non related news, it seems that the AMATS video is quite well received. If by any chance you are a teacher, PLEASE DO NOT SHOW IT TO YOUR CURRENT AMATS LEARNING CLASS.
It is important not to destroy their hopes and dreams of Amats being a fun and lovable subject. If you are Mrs. Toh, thanks. Imma passed amats for the first time. B3. Hurray.

I think them o level markers screwed up. Imma got C5 for english (i knew that compo was rubbish). could be because i decided not to write crazily and tried to write like what an o level marker will expect. And Combined humans got an A1, which i figured was impossible since i remembered i did answer some stuff wrongly. Damn marker must be drunk.

Now on to the subject of Cute cuddly CHEEHWAHWAS. or not. I am thinking of a regular, quickly drawn comic strip. It will be about hamsters, school and sec 1 students. You tend to think about ridiculous sruff in a lecture hall. No joke.

In even more random news, if you are reading froma foreign country (outside asia) and you happened to bump into this place by mistake, let me say: WELCOME TO XINGJIAPOUR! IT IS A SMALL ISLAND WITH LOTS OF CHEEHWAHWAS. Note the completely unfamiliar education system. I bet you dont know what amats is. Good for you. Now if you own a cheehwahwa/chihuahua/crabbus chihuahuakus/ do remember that they are 100 percent wumbly, and Ye Bu Hui Yao Ren De.

NEW CHUNKY KANG KONG GAME SOON

You heard it.

By February the new CHUNKY KANG KONG GAME will be ready.

Uses the same engine as the first, but with completley new levels, graphics and objectives.
And a much more user friendly and long game, with more stuff to shoot at than just malvins.

Features better loading times, smaller texture sizes for smaller filesize. Improved framerate.

And the first level will be a 3d not-so-fake-looking QSS. The amount of blood has been reduced, and there are a few more graphic effects.



Get ready. It will be ready soon.

Ok. NEW STUPID VIDEO

I know that i cant keep up to the weekend update promise. But it's still weekly so it's quite ok. right?


Here I has created a cringe inducing Song and video about everyone's favourite AMATS.
Turn your volume up and start laughing.

"BEYOND AMATS"







Yes I know that for people going JC, the torture is not over. This video is somewhat fictatious.
It's supposed to be sung before the o levels (aka the november thing)

INCREDIBLY LATE SUPER EVOLUTIONARY UPDATE

Imma drew this during Independent Slacking Period. You just tend to think of weired stuff during lectures... right?

Chihuahuas love to sleep in soft stuff. What happens when it sleeps in the schoolbag and I do not notice it? And I brought it to a lecture?

New Schedule system

GCP will not die, ever! As long as people visit and watch videos (hint hint).

It will now update EVERY WEEKEND. It can be videos, or a cartoon, or other stuff (gcp regulars know what i mean).

The videos may not totally be on Queensway and 405 anymore, but don't worry. Events such as teacher's day visits and class outings will still appear as videos here. This is 405's premium vidlog, and it is intended to be kept that way.

You will still see my own random videos, such as the muffin one (YOU IS EATING MUFFINS LO? ) and the occasional smashy contest.

I'm also planning on a weekly comic (i cant make that many videos).

Maybe JC/POLY stuff may end up here. But GCP will always be loyal to QSS and 405.