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Right. Forgot about teh webloggies agains. No matter imma has educational cartoon on hamster ownersheep.

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I once OBTAINED two dwarf hamsters from the SPCA. Assumed they were female. So when i saw 6 naked mole rats wumbling around i knew i was wrong. We ended up buying/borrowing more cages to place our incest-loving furry friends in. Lesson learnt: please get one only.

Of course now they are all gone (that was years ago. They now spend their lives in hamster heaven, where they can wreak havoc and eat nuts. I once had only one hamster before all that (a gift.) It was a syrian, long coat, very friendly. Never bites.
That was the best, followed by the Moliee Bros. (long coat, syrian.) Strangely enough they went very well with each other, very friendly.

It is torture to clean a hamster cage. Those useless tunnel things are impossible to clean, and they smell terrigibles.

I also cannot figure out why a hamster will want to run at breakneck speeds on a wheel. Makes no sense whatsoever.

Chunky kang kong 2 demo

Everyone's rubbish crappy diy game is backs!

This is a limited 1 level demo. The full game may be out next month.

DOWNLOAD IT HERE:

CHUNKYKANGKONG2GAMEDEMOv1433.zip

What it is?it's a diy 3d game where you shoot red balls to destroy kang kong men robots that come out of a wall (me no joking.) With lovely graphics and wondrous sound and the presence of LINH, this game is suitable for somewhat mature people only. Or not. anyways, it is here agains!

I reduced the violence and pixelated the characters to make them less recognisables. If you are unhappy about his, you can OBTAIIN the older games to paly instead.

Right. Now on to the disclaimys!

DISCLAIMER/WARNING/UN-WARNING

Any events depicted in this pixellated trash is purely fictatious. Any resemblence to actual persons is highly
intentional, as is done as a parody or a comeplete ripoff. people in the game as CHARACTERS have been
contacted that they are about to star in some ridiculous crap, unless they are uncontactable.

The places in the game do not accurately represent actual places, and the all places/events here are fictatious

Steps have been taken to reduce violence where applicable
I do not support (actually me no like) violence in schools. Nor shootings. glorp


Right. enjoy and comment. If you wish to erm, me to "unpost" these thing, you can attempt to contact me through msn or Cheehwahwa talk. But then that's not very nice to people who like this, is it? :(

UPDATE!

Upon further testing, game DOES NOT WORK in WINDOWS 95/98/Me Machines. (Me Tested)
Supported Operating systems: Windows 2000/Windows XP/Windows Vista (All Tested)
Older Versions of "The Chunky Kang Kong Game" DO NOT work on Vista.
MACINTOSH/APPLE Machines are NOT tested and supported.

"More or less" Minimum System Requirements:

CPU: 1.3 ghz and above should run fine. (pentium class)
Graphics: Direct 3d/Direct X 8.0 and above (Geforce 2 mx and above)
Ram: 128 mb and above
Sound: Almost any modern sound card/on board should work.

GRAPHICS GLITCH IN Older kang kong games and Version 1432

If you notice that there are holes in walls/ceilings and the alignment of some objects in the game are not correct (eg the railings float in mid-air) is caused by my error. please Re-download the game to get version 1433 (chunky kang kong game 2 demov1433). Probelm should be solved.

SUPER LAAAAATE UPDAAATE!!

Whoops. Imma forgets.

You may now expect some wonderful video that took 2 weeks to create. Nope. I forgot my camera on the CNY, and all the 'chers left.

Chunky Kang Kong game is coming nicely.

Today we has a hamsterdam strip. It will update fortnightly/when theres no video.
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Today's one is based on the premise that most of the time, secondary 1 students tend to have uniforms too big for them (well at least i thought that way).
I once had an english teacher tell me "Whatever you do, don't end up in that purple skirt school"
oh well. :)

Now on to the topic of hamsters. There are two types: those that bite and those that are wumbly (tame to non-liwen pple). Now the wumbly ones are normally syrian hamsters (long coat, bulging eyes) while those that bite are mainly dwarfs (short coat, bulging eyes). However dwarfs seem to be more popular. This proves that 87.96% of singaporeans want to get bitten by a hamster. Well, go OBTAIIN one from the spca or something. Get two females or you're in for some serious trouble and imma not joking.

I notice the Wii seems to be getting alot of shovelware from the PS2. For every Super Mario Galaxy there are 567 My Pretty Pony/Barbie goes to sentosa/Bratz: I hate my mama/EA games/PSP ports. Oh well. at least it has better games than our poor little ps3.

In the meantime Creative is losing to apple by lighthamsters now. They once had the Brilliant Zen Vision-m that pwned apple's best ipod but now they can't wave a cheehwahwa at apple's offerings.

Now on to the topic of food. When you are sick and you tend to puke, i have devised an unscientific list of foods that TASTE GOOD WHEN THEY ARE VOMITED OUT. YUP. I am not joking here.

1. Maggi Mee (It's salty, so that covers up for everything else. Chicken flavour is best)
2. Chicken soup (Make it really salty. Or if you cant cook, a can of campbell chicken noodle soup. Although the noodles look like tape worms)
3. Soy Sauce with porridge (obvious)

Stuff to avoid:

1.Milk
2. Durians
3.cheese
4.whisky
5.toothpaste
6.engine oil
7.laksa
8.Tamiya Grease

HELLO HAMSTERS

Right. No new video this week. There may be a CNY QWSS Video, provided everything goes smoothly.


Two years ago i placed two homemade wooden signs in hidden locations in QWSS. The signs read: "Ipods suck, face it" and "RIP MALVIN KANG". Last i saw them (before the Os) they were starting to detoriate. I did recondition them once.

I wonder if they are still there. May have rotted away or thrown away. If you from QWSS, try not to remove the little signs so i can take them back home. They were intended to amuse passerbys. They have not been removed for 2 years, so i shall see.
Once i get them back i will post a new photo of their current state. This photo is an old one.



In other news, imma start a regularly updated comic. Secondary One Students that just enrolled in Hamsterdam Secondary. Here's a starter character list.

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It's quite obvious who i am. And P hamster. Linh is 100 percent unaltered. SAy HAAI LINH!!! Most of the students and the teachers are fictitious ones created from many others huddled together to form a personality.
Note that the persons/events in this comic will be 100 percent fictitious. Any resemblance to real life persons are intended, and i pity them. However they do not resemble them accurately. Also note i like to end names with the letter Y.

If you do not know what a giant isopod is, WIKIPEDIA.